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Piña Colada Life

EZRETIRED

The Retirement Token That Pays You Back

Most investors stress about their future. PINA COLADA LIFE flips the script: a meme with a mission — relax today, stack wealth for the future.

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Total Supply

1 Billion

Blockchain

Solana

Vision & Mission

Vision

A world where holding tokens feels like sipping cocktails on the beach — easy, rewarding, and secure. Where financial freedom meets paradise vibes, creating a community of relaxed yet prosperous investors.

Mission

To blend meme culture with real financial independence by rewarding holders with long-term stability. We're creating a token ecosystem where passive income meets tropical lifestyle, making crypto investments as refreshing as a Piña Colada.

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PINA COLADA LIFE ROADMAP

Roadmap Phase 1

Q4 2025

Launch + PumpFun hype

Roadmap Phase 2

Q1 2026

Listings on DEX/CEX

Roadmap Phase 3

Q2 2026

Partnerships with lifestyle/holiday brands

Roadmap Phase 4

Q3 2026

Charity fund for dog rescues + retirement community donation

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HOW TO BUY EZRETIRED

Connect Wallet

Connect Wallet

Install Phantom or your favorite Solana wallet to begin

Swap for EZRETIRED

Swap for EZRETIRED

Use Raydium or Jupiter to swap SOL for EZRETIRED tokens

Hold & Relax

Hold & Relax

Join our community and enjoy the paradise vibes

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Whitepaper

Discover the complete vision, tokenomics, and technical details of the Pina Colada Token ecosystem in our comprehensive whitepaper.

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