
Piña Colada Life
EZRETIRED
The Retirement Token That Pays You Back
Most investors stress about their future. PINA COLADA LIFE flips the script: a meme with a mission — relax today, stack wealth for the future.

Total Supply
1 Billion
Blockchain
Solana
Vision & Mission
Vision
A world where holding tokens feels like sipping cocktails on the beach — easy, rewarding, and secure. Where financial freedom meets paradise vibes, creating a community of relaxed yet prosperous investors.
Mission
To blend meme culture with real financial independence by rewarding holders with long-term stability. We're creating a token ecosystem where passive income meets tropical lifestyle, making crypto investments as refreshing as a Piña Colada.

PINA COLADA LIFE ROADMAP

Q4 2025
Launch + PumpFun hype

Q1 2026
Listings on DEX/CEX

Q2 2026
Partnerships with lifestyle/holiday brands

Q3 2026
Charity fund for dog rescues + retirement community donation

HOW TO BUY EZRETIRED

Connect Wallet
Install Phantom or your favorite Solana wallet to begin

Swap for EZRETIRED
Use Raydium or Jupiter to swap SOL for EZRETIRED tokens

Hold & Relax
Join our community and enjoy the paradise vibes






